Get-Rich-Quick Suggestions

WILL HART GET RICH QUICK FROM ANY OF THESE SUGGESTIONS ??


Ok.. This one was Shelley ..

Sell snow to people. This way they can give lots of gifts in the middle of summer. All you need is one cool packaging idea and an advertisement in a popular magazine, and you will get rich. I even heard some company is already doing this, so you better hurry up if you want to get that sales volume up!!

Thanks, Shelley... Tell me something, did you actually send money away in the mail for snow? Hmmm...
Well .. If you want to buy snow maybe for icecubes in the summer.. send $1 to:

HART
278 Collegiate Street
Winnipeg, Manitoba
CANADA R3J 1V1


This suggestion came from Stan ...

If you feed a man or woman a fish, you will feed them for a day. If you teach the man or woman how to fish, you will feed them for the rest of their lives. This is my strong belief when you are in business and shou...


AND SHOULD WHAT?????? ... Stan... You must have hit the SUBMIT button too early!! Come back and finish this...

Oh well .. Send a $1 to..

HART
278 Collegiate Street
Winnipeg, Manitoba
CANADA R3J 1V1


Hmmm... Here one from ARICA ...

Go back to university and study to become a politician. Politicians make LOTS of money and once elected the money just rolls in fast!!


Arica .. That's pretty good! um, do I have to go back to University though? I wonder if I can just get, lets say, 100 signatures or something and start small and run as a local trustee or something first .. and work my way up!

Send your POLITICAL CONTRIBUTIONS TO:

HART
278 Collegiate Street
Winnipeg, Manitoba
CANADA R3J 1V1


Hey! Another one from Arica ...

Find some beautiful heiress with lots of money and marry her .. then you will be rich! It may take a little work at first as all you have to do is convince her to marry you. Of course, with your charm and wit I don't see how you can fail!


I like this idea .. but where do I find a beautiful heiress? Maybe she will find me! If you are a beautiful Heiress write me at hbs@gatewest.net and tell me about yourself and how much money you have and/or when your trust fund becomes "accessible" .. hehe

Meanwhile, send your picture to:

HART
278 Collegiate Street
Winnipeg, Manitoba
CANADA R3J 1V1


This one's good .. it's from Eldon ...

Here is a good way to make part-time income. Check out the URL at http://www.buy-and-sell.com/ .. it could be an opportunity! As the internet grows you might be able to establish a very sizeable business and perhaps even get rich quick.. Good Luck!

Thanks Eldon.. As I mentioned in my email to you, this really does sound like an opportunity for people who want to work really hard for a while, before the royalties and dividends pay off .. if they do.. Anything to do with the internet can only increase the opportunities because it is growing exponentially.. I have listed it here in hopes that maybe your suggestion might benefit others to get rich from it.. Sorry, I want INSTANT riches...

If you get rich from this idea, send royalties to:

HART
278 Collegiate Street
Winnipeg, Manitoba
CANADA R3J 1V1


I suppose I should list this suggestion from Sydnie ..

Come to Hawaii and become a beachcomer .. that way, there is no need for material things. Perhaps you will be "richer" from the experience...

Aloha Sydnie! I wish I can afford to fly to Hawaii .. But, I have to become rich to afford the airfare.. Maybe one day .. I will be "combing" the beaches and run into you.. Please say hello to me!!

Sponsor my Airfare .. Send CASH to:

HART
278 Collegiate Street
Winnipeg, Manitoba
CANADA R3J 1V1


Ok ... this is mine ... I was just fooling around on that PAINT program in Win'95..

Please send your dollars to:

HART
278 Collegiate Street
Winnipeg, Manitoba
CANADA R3J 1V1


Ha,ha,ha .. Ok ... but seriously folks, this is mine too ....

Hello ...

I just started a coin collection ...and am asking for your help ... Do you have spare coins lying around? I am trying to collect coins from all around the world ... Will you send me your spares? Are you a collector yourself? Perhaps we can become friends and if I receive any duplicates we can become trading partners ... I would REALLY like to know that I'm not imagining this "internet" thing and it is all a big hoax ever since I installed Win'95! Do you really exist? Help me out and prove it by sending me some or your coins ...

Please send your coins to:

HART
278 Collegiate Street
Winnipeg, Manitoba
CANADA R3J 1V1


Ok ... this one was from my dad ...

"Hart ... just come up with something brilliant that is useful to other people ... like sending complete instructions on how to do something ... ask them to send you $5 or $10 for these ... it is not much money if other people can benefit from you ... if that "internet thing" is a good as you say it is .. you should be able to offer something to people that they want ... "

Hmmmm ... well, I am a consultant and work with in a Chartered Accountant's firm here in Winnipeg ... "YES! HART must know something" ... I have helped many businesses set-up and convert to a computer micro environment .. do you want to know the best way how to do this?

Please send $10 to:

HART
278 Collegiate Street
Winnipeg, Manitoba
CANADA R3J 1V1


Ok ... this was the first reply I got when I first asked people to send me their suggestions ... I think s/he changed their preferences so I couldn't tell who the return email address was from .. but you never really forget your "first" ..at least s/he contributed ...

".... forget about being rich .. you will never be rich ... why don't you stop whining about it and just go out there, get a job and work for a living like the rest of us ...I'm poor now and will probably die poor myself .. why should I send you money? And if I had any get-rich-quick suggestions .. do you think I would tell you? ....NOT!!"

uh .. thanks whoever you were ... I do have a job thank-you-very-much ... but I buy lottery tickets every draw just in case ... I want to retire soon ... I don't want to wait another thirty-five years to do that ... I realize I will probably never win "that big jackpot" ... that's why I was asking for your help ... *geesh*

Oh well .. Please send $1 to:

HART
278 Collegiate Street
Winnipeg, Manitoba
CANADA R3J 1V1


Ok ... this is from Hart ... and Mark from Symmetry ...*serious tone now* ...

Hey ... have you checked out Symmetry Screen Printing Ltd.'s Home Page yet? Hart did this ... what do you think of it? That was my first business homepage I help design for him ... do you have a business? Are you represented on the internet? Would you like assistance in designing and implementing a web presence? Mark's art department is awesome and between the two of us we can come up with something totally awesome for you! Your access provider won't allow you any space for your homepage? We will even let you have a homepage under our pages (separate of course) that you can direct all your customers ... to see how GOOD YOUR BUSINESS REALLY IS!! ... please put HART & MARK as your subject reference ... email either HART or MARK ..

Thank-you .. in the meantime .. Why don't you please send $1 to:

HART
278 Collegiate Street
Winnipeg, Manitoba
CANADA R3J 1V1


Ok .. this one was from a "FRIEND" ....

...Find a seedy character in the U.S. who will send you McDonald's BIG MAC MEALS throught the mail... Resell them at the current Canadian prices will enable you to make a PILE of tax-free money in no time!! ... and it's all legal !!"

Uh huh ... Hmmmm .. well, Big Mac Meals ARE CHEAPER indeed in the U.S.A. than in CANADA ... where HART is from .. sounds like a winner to me!!

So if you want HART to mail you a BIG MAC MEAL imported from the U.S., why don't you send $4.99 (plus taxes) to:

HART
278 Collegiate Street
Winnipeg, Manitoba
CANADA R3J 1V1

Or email my partner .. at Evil@Lurker.Com .. for your order .. we can ship direct!


Hmmm.... I received this one from Daniel Forehand ...

This is so simple, I don't believe you haven't already thought of it .. Why don't you write a book with all your "Get Rich Quick" suggestions. Then you could sell the book and collect the royalties. You could have a book tour like Hillary and make personal appearances .. Soon you will be rich!

That's a good Idea. So I shall now write my life story and list all of the excellent Get-Rich-Quick suggestions I have received from Visitors to my Homepages. If you want me to appear at your "function" (is dinner included?) I would be happy to sign autographs .. for a fee!

For a Copy of HART's UPCOMING NEW BOOK .. Send $9.99 (plus taxes) to:

HART
278 Collegiate Street
Winnipeg, Manitoba
CANADA R3J 1V1


Um .. Geez .. This one came from someone with Email address me@sluts.are.us.com.. I wonder who sent in THIS suggestion? *shocked* ..

Hart.. you are a complete moron ... i love you to death - but come on .... *grin* ....o.k... if you really want a suggestion on how to make money .. here's my best advice.... it has held me in great stead through the years... but you have to promise not to tell anyone cause if the word gets out we could be ruined ....... sell your body - *grin* it works ... people will buy ... trust me on this one ...if you REALLY want to make some money follow these instructions, kay? go out and buy something really sleezy (crotchless preferably) then find a really seedy part of town - not too seedy cause you gotta find SOMEONE that has some money ...once you find that someone, offer your body to him/her ...if they are stupid enough to give you the money up front - take it and run after knocking them upside their head ... if you actually have to work for it well that's not all bad either ...*smile*.... anyways now that I've shared my knowledge with you i must be going ....have to go to work ....later

Ha,Ha .. Alright Honey, I'll be home at 6pm .. Are you trying to um, er.. TELL ME SOMETHING?? You DO have a NORMAL job, don't you? *smile*

Um .. I'm Not gonna even ask you to send money for this suggestion...


Ok. Next one is from Kitty Roach

Hart .. I really enjoyed visiting your pages, but not everybody wants to trust the postal system with Cash enclosed .. So I have created this Magical slot that people can insert money and it will be wisked off directly to you ... Bye.

Thanks Kitty .. I really appreciate your hard work and enjoyed your pages too.. I hope it works!!

Please INSERT Coins into the slot .. (if doesn't work .. just mail money directly to:)

HART
278 Collegiate Street
Winnipeg, Manitoba
CANADA R3J 1V1


This suggestion came from Tracy ...

The suggestions you have recieved so far, and your comments about same, are extremly funny ... Have you thought of collecting them into a book and selling it - I rolled at some of the comments ... Be sure to leave in the "Meanwhile" etc please send blah blah..

Thanks Tracy for your suggestion.. Hmmm.. A duplicate!! As I've mentioned before, I shall start collecting these and possibly publish all the suggestions that I have received.. I haven't received money from YOU yet, Tracy.. Will you please send me some?

Will you RACE with Tracy in sending me CA$H? Order my UPCOMING NEW BOOK for $14.99 (plus taxes) to:

HART
278 Collegiate Street
Winnipeg, Manitoba
CANADA R3J 1V1


Wow! This came from Matt Lewandowski .. I like this one!!

Find an empty lot in a resort area of a large metropolitan area that charges very high prices for parking. From 7 AM to 2 PM advertise FREE PARKING. Precisely at 2 PM change your sign to CARS FOR SALE CHEAP. Sell a many cars as you can untll 6 PM. At 6 PM leave the lot quickly and search for another vacant lot. Repeat process as often as necessary.

Matt .. YOU truly are a genius :D .. Finally a "Do-Able" get-rich-quick Suggestion .. hehe

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HART
278 Collegiate Street
Winnipeg, Manitoba
CANADA R3J 1V1


Created December 23, 1995. Last update March 10, 1996