15,000,000,000 BC – The “Big Bang” Theory – The universe is created and so was Hartley and Yvonne’s destiny
3000 BC to 2500 BC – Construction of the Egyptian pyramids at Gizeh
2500 BC – Stonehenge was built
November 30, 1996 – Hart visits Stonehenge
March 8, 1997 – While watching A&E or the TLC channel history on Pyramids, Yvonne decides to initiate a chat with Hartley on PowWow
March 12, 1997 – Hartley and Yvonne met in person for the very first time
May 10, 1997 – Hartley moves in together with Yvonne in her apartment
June 16, 1997 – After Hartley’s brother Brad’s birthday dinner, Yvonne asks Hartley to move in together in her apartment since he was practically there all the time anyway
September 7, 1997 – Hartley sells his dumpy house on Collegiate Street
September 16, 1997 – Hartley and Yvonne purchase a condo together
October 31, 1997 – Hartley and Yvonne moves out of the apartment and are forced to live with Hartley’s parents for the month of November 1997
November 29, 1997 – Hartley and Yvonne move into their new condo
June 10, 1998 – Hartley and Yvonne rescue Zeus (Zeussie the pussy cat) from the Winnipeg Humane Shelter
February 28, 1999 – Hartley and Yvonne purchase Max (Maxxie the Papillon dog) from a breeder, for Yvonne’s upcoming birthday present – No thanks to “As Good As It Gets” movie and the “Westminster Dog Show”!
July 25, 2001 – Yvonne and Hartley’s MOTHER apparently books “Fool’s Paradise and Stillwater Chapel” on a popular weekend with a 150 guest minimum … without telling Hartley!
August 13, 2001 – Yvonne quits smoking cold-turkey and starts chewing Nicorette
October 22, 2001 – Hartley decides to quit smoking and quits cold-turkey umm.. November 5, 2001
August 31, 2002 – Hartley and Yvonne get married in a Medieval / Renaissance Style themed wedding
September 7, 2002 – Hartley and Yvonne purchase Sophie (Sophie the Papillon puppy dog) from another breeder
September 2002 – Hartley redesigns the wedding website into this HARTandYVONNE.com site
And they lived happily ever after ..
August 1, 2005 – Hartley redesigns the wedding website into this HARTandYVONNE.com Blog site